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Mr. Unlucky’s Almanack

Do the aphorisms and observations of Benjamin Franklin and his Poor Richard still apply, or are we beyond hope and salvation?



Now that the Los Angeles Angels have done ’80s and ’70s nights at the ballpark, I have a proposal for a 2000s Night, to wit:
 
Everyone could show up with bounced checks stapled to their t-shirts with the words "Insufficient Funds" temporarily tattooed on their foreheads.
 
Alternately, everyone could show up with their waterboards and do a demo during the seventh-inning stretch.
 
I’m sure there are some more appropriate costumes and approaches. Stay tuned.

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