San Diego Padres centerfielder Mike Cameron has been suspended 25 days following a positive test result for a banned substance.
His response–it was something that mysteriously appeared in a supplement he bought at GNC or some such place, but he no longer has the original so he can’t prove it.
Okay.  We’re buying that.  It’s all GNC’s [...]

I realize that these baseball sports analysts and announcers have to make things sound exciting, but really now, folks, the Colorado Rockies couldn’t beat the Tampa Bay Bucaneers in a seven-game series.
What are these idiots smoking to pick the Red Sox only in seven, or worse, to pick the Rockies in any amount of games?  [...]

Baseball Commish Bud Selig and his chief cover-up artist, George Mitchell, are in hiding over recent events. 
First, the ball that steroids-aided Barry Bonds hit for his record 756th home run is going to Cooperstown with an asterisk attached.  Then, a colleague of Bonds’s at Balco, Marion Jones, was caught lying and cheating and forced to [...]