Dollars, that is, if you can capture a shot of Paris Hilton in jail.
Somehow The Simple Life star, heiress and lust object slipped past the paparazzi on her way to serve her jail term for driving with a suspended license. Now the P-men hope to slip a camera into prison and get candids of the babe in chains, figuratively speaking.
Oh, to be so valuable. One picture of Ms. Hilton is worth more than my entire life is. Wonderful.
That being said, I 1) have no problem with her serving jail time but 2) sympathize with her that the cops who ratted her out had less than noble intentions in stopping her while she was driving without a license.
Let’s face it–most of them were hitting on her. Had she given in to their advances, no tickets, right? If you and I were out driving without a license, there is no way we’d be stopped unless we did something stupid. Nothing like celebrity lust status to get you into trouble, right?
I guess that’s a small price to pay for fame and fortune. I wouldn’t mind finding out.
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