Archive for June, 2007
MLB Commissioner Bud Selig has revealed his un-American and unconstitutional stripes for the last time. Now it’s time for him to go.
A few weeks back Yankee slugger Jason Giambi seemed to take the high ground when, in an interview with USA Today, he admitted taking steroids (”stuff”) and said that, given that everyone in baseball [...]
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Papers by Sir Isaac Newton, purchased in 1936 and now stored in Israel, reveal that the West’s greatest scientist of yore was also a biblical scholar who calculated the date of the apocalypse.
I won’t live long enough to see it, but Sir Isaac put the date at “no earlier than 2060,” basing his research on [...]
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Somehow, I don’t think Paris Hilton is going to get much sympathy for her plantive cry, “It’s not right!” as she was led sobbing back to jail to finish her term for driving without a license. Actually, I think quite a few of us found it quite refreshing to see a celebrity treated like a [...]
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Dollars, that is, if you can capture a shot of Paris Hilton in jail.
Somehow The Simple Life star, heiress and lust object slipped past the paparazzi on her way to serve her jail term for driving with a suspended license. Now the P-men hope to slip a camera into prison and get candids of the babe [...]
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If, like me, you detested former Democratic Senator George Mitchell when he was in office (the man ruined the boating industry in his home state of Maine just so he could “kill Reaganomics” with a disastrous luxury tax), you’ll get a big kick of him now that he’s running Major League Baseball’s investigation into steroid [...]
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